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This week let's have a look and see how a traditional narrowboat is fabricated. Please refer to the witty captions for more information about each picture.

Bow

This is the front of the boat.

Brazil

The Brazilian football legend Ronaldo comes to inspect the work.

Engine

Designed and developed by Kenwood this 12v motor is able to produce a dazzling 0.3 hp*

*When not fitted in the boat

Fat Man

This portly gentleman seems more interested in what is in his pockets than in the on-going fabrication he is standing next to. Maybe he forget his keys?

Inside

As you can see our new boat is fitted with all of the latest in nautical innovation, including two Jo-Jo reels and an angle grinder.

Letterbox

The only problem is that we will have to moor up starboard side in order for this facility to be of any use.

Love Hearts

It must be love... Either that or an act of vandalism.

More Bow

This is also the front for the boat. Are you bored yet?

Nice Chair

We obtained this fine quality furniture in the Bank Holiday sale at DFS.

Not Plasma

The sign specifically indicates that the metalwork on this section should not be formed using high-tech plasma cutting equipment. Instead expert metalworkers armed only with a pair of nail scissors and file board craft the door way.

Port

Why aren't the windows on the starboard side called 'starboard holes'? For the hard of thinking here we see the left-hand side of the boat.

Roof Off

This part of the boat also doubles up as an escape vessel should the boat sink. Can you see the wooden oars?

Stern

Hey, cute butt! Bet you work out..

Worried

Here we see our legal team have severe reservations about whether this project will every fly. Of course it will! This is a boat stupid...

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